flicks hair over shoulder, steps down podium thing, dramatically shoves handicraft school flag with logo into jar of dirt crowd goes wild/crazy/stands on their chairs 'o captain, my captain!', i return to podium & continue, composed. "it would be a great honour to be the voice of the HMAS HVGS, we shall plant. I get up & do my nautical themed speech, & towards the end i have a line that goes something along the lines of. i had this idea inspired by the internet. Unfortunately, costumes and hair dying is prohibited/against the law, but. Oh & im not asking anyone to write my speech or anything but seeking inspiration that could add colour to both my speech & others'. im thinking of going for a light-hearted Anna Coren kinda voice? & giving random audience members a transcript of my speech, indicating the appropriate times to laugh, stand up, cheer, chant etc. they were genuine thigh-slappers, but i think it all boils down to how you say it. & then there was another lass who spoke about her passion for constructing unflattering body suits as a career option. "and now - a quote from one of the world's greatest leaders. "i never did much sport for the school, as my career was cut short due to a lack of talent!!" Soo! what are some timeless one-liners that have been used in past school captain speeches that have really brought the house down? I've noticed a few threads re: school leadership/captaincy roles & im aware that some schools arent making nominees present a speech but. you dont know what you're missing out on.
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